My name is Barry Chindouche. Allow me to be the first to congratulate you: well done.
Well done on finding this, the internet's most indispensable guide to everything. I am a jack of all trades, and a master of all trades. I know my onions and I don't cry when I cut them.
Many people say that I am arrogant and that I should stop hanging around outside their houses late at night. They're right on precisely zero counts. Arrogance is over self-importance. If anything, I am the opposite. I am subarrogant.
So sit back, relax, and get educated.
B. Chindouche
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